Comic legal fiction

Eleven seconds of telephone footage had shown the whole of England a man seize a frightened woman, fling her to a railway platform, and step over her and walk away — and the whole of England had tried him, named him, and condemned him before luncheon; so that by the time the Crown of England got round to charging Daniel Quist with assault, there was nothing left to do but the trial, the verdict having been handed down weeks before by a jury of forty thousand strangers who had each seen the same eleven seconds and not one of them the twelfth.

The Eleven-Second Man

Comic legal fiction70 min

The store's flawless system said the ring was checked in, logged to his counter, and never logged out — so by the machine's own perfect record only Albert Sturrock could have taken it; and to save him, Fenwick must win the one way he cannot stand, with his junior's data, and supply the one thing no machine has a column for: that the keeper carried a frightened girl's lost heirloom home by hand, off the books, because a lost-property office exists to reunite, not to hoard by the rulebook.

The Keeper of the Reunions

Comic legal fiction99 min

A nineteen-year-old Cobb is caught with the dock-workers' burial fund and will not say one word in his own defence — and the silence everyone has read as guilt is in fact the only act of love his family has left, and the one thing standing between the boy and the truth.

The Burial Fund

Comic legal fiction66 min

The spectrometer said the wine was a forgery, the master of wine agreed, and a man's life was to be ended over a bottle — and not one of them had thought to ask the only question that matters about a fake, which is who it was made to please.

A Question of Vintage

Comic legal fiction57 min

They had her on three cameras, her phone, and a swipe card, which in the modern view is the same as having a confession — and which proves only that the machine saw exactly what she did, and understood nothing whatever about why.

The Camera Never Asks Why

Comic legal fiction48 min

The voice of Comic legal fiction

Augustus Fenwick KCFirst-person, orotund, and sardonic — long Ciceronian sentences undercut by a dry aside, a Dickensian relish for character, and a claret-warm contempt for the modern world. The courtroom is theatre, the wine bar a confessional, and every charge sheet hides a small human truth the prosecution missed.